Joyce tells us a tale of woe – DIY – because she has to.

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Heave ho Joyce’s, a tale of woe.

Joyce is seen here ( a rear end view ) heaving a bed into “the wardrobe” as she likes to call it. A good mother our Joyce giving into to her children’s whims. Number two son wanted to go Harry Potter style and live in the walk in wardrobe. But without her man offering any assistance in the house our Joyce has to heave ho until she gets the bed into position.

She mentions it was a temporary whim, he moved out after a few months and the whole ” to the left, no right, right a bit more, watch me fingers will yea” had to ┬ástart over again.

Smoking Joe is the Landrover going to blow? – Country gal Sally – we’ve all been there!

Smoking Joe  - Country Gal Sally - we've all been there!

When the Landrover is blowing out blue smoke what’s a gal to do?

When your Landrover is smoking Joe should you run for cover?

You know how it is your all set to join the county set when blow me! Smoking Joe is she about to blow? The damn transport lets you down.

Oh I told himself hundreds of times, ” Get your transport organised”. But FROWNS did he listen? Did he hell as listen.

Men for you.

Feel free to join our country gal Sally and moan about the men we shacked up with.