Bi annual chimney sweeping leaves a trail in its wake.

Gloria's man gets down and dirty.

Gloria’s man gets down and dirty.

There was a definite stink about the place after Gloria’s bi annual chimney sweeping. Continue reading


Getting down to it, now she’s sent the kids back to school.


Who ever invented house work should be shot.

She’s closed the front door behind them, sent the kids back to school. Good riddance ( ah not really… but you know the feeling.)

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Joyce tells us a tale of woe – DIY – because she has to.

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Heave ho Joyce’s, a tale of woe.

Joyce is seen here ( a rear end view ) heaving a bed into “the wardrobe” as she likes to call it. A good mother our Joyce giving into to her children’s whims. Number two son wanted to go Harry Potter style and live in the walk in wardrobe. But without her man offering any assistance in the house our Joyce has to heave ho until she gets the bed into position.

She mentions it was a temporary whim, he moved out after a few months and the whole ” to the left, no right, right a bit more, watch me fingers will yea” had to ┬ástart over again.

Smoking Joe is the Landrover going to blow? – Country gal Sally – we’ve all been there!

Smoking Joe  - Country Gal Sally - we've all been there!

When the Landrover is blowing out blue smoke what’s a gal to do?

When your Landrover is smoking Joe should you run for cover?

You know how it is your all set to join the county set when blow me! Smoking Joe is she about to blow? The damn transport lets you down.

Oh I told himself hundreds of times, ” Get your transport organised”. But FROWNS did he listen? Did he hell as listen.

Men for you.

Feel free to join our country gal Sally and moan about the men we shacked up with.

Silly season at the FHD – for those left holding the baby.


It’s silly season. Just like musical chairs here, just as one arrives back in the office all golden tanned another is ready to leg it out the door.

I see it has been pretty quiet while I was off in the sunnier ( though not much) climes of down town Turkey.

One query that jumps out of the slush pile though, is from a first time texter, long time follower JESSIE.

Well JESSIE was herself hanging around departure lounges when she spots an old foe Continue reading

Debbie’s nude nylon holdup stockings, the sweet memory, kept her going in times where other lesser women would have caved.

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Let’s just call him Mower Man. But we all know its Will good looking Young (for legal reasons we hope will never become apparent). Debbie’s nude nylon holdup stockings catch his eye while booking into a room for one. Continue reading